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At a board meeting, shareholders looks surprised when the CEO says "We won't survive unless we can charge as much for our new preventative drugs as it costs for a lifetime of taking our treatment drugs." more
A company boss says, "If you'll please take your seat, Miss Wilkins, we'll got on with your performance review," while she performs a song and dance on his desk with a cane and top hat. more
A businessman is having Dickens read to him as a bedtime story and asks, "The best of times, the worst of times? Was the Dow up, and the employment rate down?" more
A patient, laying on a couch and speaking to his psychiatrist, say “I’ve went rom trading securities to sharing insecurities. more
A caveman job applicant looks pleased when the cavemen interviewer says, "Hunting AND gather! I like that you can multitask." more
A businessman, walking past a storefront looks at a display labelled "Calls of the Wild." On display are a moose call, a coyote call and a margin call. more
A boss does not look pleased when an employee tells him that, "I didn't win the lottery. I was one number off. So, I was only kidding when I quit and called you a fat, greedy, selfish, arrogant, sadistic, lazy, incompetent jerk." more
A new hire, speaking with the Personnel Manager of ACE Publishers, looks surprised when he's told that, "As editor, your first job will be to rewrite your resume." more
A caveman, chiseling a wheel, says to another caveman, who is standing nearby, "We'll need someone to come up with a manual." more
When a financial adviser asks his client, "Do you have your financial affairs in order?" "Yes I do," his client proudly responds, "I have all my bills lined up on order of delinquency." more
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