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A prisoner, hanging by his arms in a dungeon, asks "Will I be issued a hands-free device?" While his guard looks unimpressed. more
A worker, sitting relaxed at his desk says, "Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical deifficulties" to his unhappy boss. Meanwhile, his computer is actually unplugged. more
A CEO, in his office, angrily yells into his phone, You can't put me on hold … I'm putting YOU on hold!" more
Two business men are talking at a water cooler, when one says to the other, “I don’t wear glasses. These are solar panels that keep my phone charged.” more
A job applicant looks surprised when his interviewer says, “You state on your resume that you’re lazy, incompetent and unreliable. There is such a thing as being too honest.” more
An employee, wearing bunny slippers, looks pleased with himself when his boss asks "are those time-management classes helping you get to work on time now?" more
As two men walk out of a marketing meeting, one says, "On a positive note, the massive recalls do increase brand identification." more
A job applicant looks worried, when a personnel manager says, "That's funny … All your employers I called are now out of business." more
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