An employee looks surprised when his boss tells him that, “as my personal aide, your main focus will be to just stay the hell out of my sight.” more

At an outdoor meeting, where staff are seated at a table just outside of forrestry, a CEO says, “Good news, ladies and gentlemen. We’re out of the woods.” more

A job applicant pleads, with hands grasped together, with his interviewer, “Forget the pension and health care – do I get gas money?” more

An investor, with his feet on his desk while talking on the phone, says, “Eddie, take everything out of fear and put it into greed.” more

A politician looks angry when another politican tells him that “Grassroots issues are fine but yours are based on crabgrass.” more

A CEO looks surprised when an office supplies salesman, showing him a new product says, “… and for the nostalgic baby-boomers in the office … mieograph-scented laser printer paper!” more

Two businessmen, smoking cigars in a lavish, skyscraper office are discussing the American Dream. One tells the other that “I was able to realize The American Dream by using workers from Thailand.” more

An employee looks stunned when his boss walks into his office with a plant saying, Huggins, our goal is to go green, so we’re replacing you with this plant.” more

An executive explains the upside of taking an entry-level position while standing on the new hire's chest. more

In giving a report on recent company performance, the executive notes that some positive patterns are emerging in the data. In this case, a smiley face. more