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An investment broker, speaking with a client on the phone says, "‘Plummet' is such a harsh term, Mr. Dolan, we prefer to say priced ‘below cost basis.' " more
A CEO's secretary looks surprised when the CEO says, Cancel the meeting on our Five-Year Planning, Ms. Duncan," while handcuffed and being escorted by police. more
An employee tells his boss, "since you insist on an answer, I'll go out on a limb and say, time will tell." more
An older worker looks unamused when a younger co-workers, looking in his desk drawer asks, "Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon" An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?" more
Two scientists look sad and surprised when their boss tells them "I'd like to hear more Eureka's and fewer Bwa-ha-ha's around here!" more
A CEO, sitting in an empty board room, thinks "It's lonely here at the top – thank God I've never been a people person!" more
An investor looks depressed when his advisor says, "Mr. Marney, your emerging markets portfolio needs a theme song." While strumming a banjo, he says, "how about ‘don't cry for me, Argentina'?" more
A young man, sitting at a computer, says to an older man, “The Internet puts the world at your finger tips.” To which the older man grumbles, “Better wear gloves.” more
While two dinosaurs are eating grass, one says to the other "Why are you worried? I told you we're too big to fail." more
A wife shouts, "and remember, Lester, don't bring home the bacon. It's loaded with nitrites," to her husband as he's walking down the front walk, on his way to work. more
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