Updated October 8 at 5:08pm
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A job candidate looks stunned when her interviewer says “We can’t offer a pension or job security, but you get a more prestigious email address.” more
A child, manning a lemonade stand, says “After I got money for my last baby tooth,” to a friend, “I knew I nedded a new income stream.” more
A husband, speaking to his wife about their son wearing a bag over his head, says, “He’s been wearing that bag over his head. I think he’s ashamed to be seen in public with that flip phone I bought him.” more
A patient, laying in a hospital bed looks surprised and toys with his phone, while his doctor states, "Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you." more
An investment broker, speaking with a client on the phone says, "‘Plummet' is such a harsh term, Mr. Dolan, we prefer to say priced ‘below cost basis.' " more
A CEO's secretary looks surprised when the CEO says, Cancel the meeting on our Five-Year Planning, Ms. Duncan," while handcuffed and being escorted by police. more
A business man, who is being escorted from his office in handcuffs by two detectives, says to them “At least I leave with the knowledge I did it my way.” more
An employee tells his boss, "since you insist on an answer, I'll go out on a limb and say, time will tell." more
An older worker looks unamused when a younger co-workers, looking in his desk drawer asks, "Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon" An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?" more
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