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Cartoons
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A CEO, standing at the head of a conference table, in a furniture store, asks “Well, people … we have a decision to make … Shall we buy this table?” while board members sit around it looking uninterested. more
A restraunt patron looks surprised when his waiter says, “Here’s your ‘chef’s surprise,’ sir – I’m legally required to tell you the you have one last chance to change your mind.” more
An employee looks downtrodden when his boss, wearing a party hat, holding sparkers, and drinking champagne says, “That is a poignant tale of woe, Ned, but I don’t do poignant tales of woe on Friday afternoon. more
A school teacher looks surprised when her student asks, "Adding and subtracting are nice, Ms. Frutig, but when will we learn how to hack?" more
A businessman, speaking with another businessman at a bar, says, “I’ve gotten by on imaginative and innovative thinking. In other words, I make it up as I go along.” more
A job candidate looks stunned when her interviewer says “We can’t offer a pension or job security, but you get a more prestigious email address.” more
A child, manning a lemonade stand, says “After I got money for my last baby tooth,” to a friend, “I knew I nedded a new income stream.” more
A husband, speaking to his wife about their son wearing a bag over his head, says, “He’s been wearing that bag over his head. I think he’s ashamed to be seen in public with that flip phone I bought him.” more
A patient, laying in a hospital bed looks surprised and toys with his phone, while his doctor states, "Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you." more
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