A businessman, looking out a skyscraper office window, says “I was so surprised when I took a break and went home,” to another businessman. “My six-months old son is now two, my wife divorced me, and my dog died.” more

An employee is saddened to hear, from the paymaster, that he has “Nothing this week – between your pay and your deductions, youo broke even.” more

A bank loan officer appears to be stunned when a married couple tells him that “We’d liked to go as far in debt as we possibly can. more

A stern-looking boss tells an employee, who is sitting in front of a huge calendar with personal time and vacation time mapped out, “I wish you’d plan your work here as meticulously as your vacations.” more

Man is standing in a room and has just painted himself into a corner, he is reading a book called “Improving Long Term Planning” more

2 men staring at picture of company founder...One says to the other “He was a man of strong convictions - Sing Sing 3-5 and Leavenworth 6 to 12” more

A man, being examined by his doctor, looks surprised when his doctor says “You’ve developed ‘Prairie Dog Syndrome.’ You need to stop poppig your head up over your cubicle for a few days.” more

A businessman, speaking on the phone at his desk tells the person on the other end of the phone line, Listen, Frank, I’ll be out of the office all day tomorrow. Can you stop by then? more

As two coworkers walk through an office, one says to the other, “In this companu, 24-7 means 24 days a month, 7 months out of the year.” more

People sitting around a table at a meeting...head of the meeting says “Five yeas and I say no...The I’s have it” more