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Cartoons
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A patient, laying in a hospital bed looks surprised and toys with his phone, while his doctor states, "Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you." more
An investment broker, speaking with a client on the phone says, "‘Plummet' is such a harsh term, Mr. Dolan, we prefer to say priced ‘below cost basis.' " more
A CEO's secretary looks surprised when the CEO says, Cancel the meeting on our Five-Year Planning, Ms. Duncan," while handcuffed and being escorted by police. more
An employee tells his boss, "since you insist on an answer, I'll go out on a limb and say, time will tell." more
An older worker looks unamused when a younger co-workers, looking in his desk drawer asks, "Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon" An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?" more
Two scientists look sad and surprised when their boss tells them "I'd like to hear more Eureka's and fewer Bwa-ha-ha's around here!" more
A waiter sarcastically says, "Robust, full-bodied bouquet with just a hint of bitter, mean-spirited despair," while holind a bottle of wine, to a businessman who is having dinner. more
A CEO, sitting in an empty board room, thinks "It's lonely here at the top – thank God I've never been a people person!" more
An investor looks depressed when his advisor says, "Mr. Marney, your emerging markets portfolio needs a theme song." While strumming a banjo, he says, "how about ‘don't cry for me, Argentina'?" more
A young man, sitting at a computer, says to an older man, “The Internet puts the world at your finger tips.” To which the older man grumbles, “Better wear gloves.” more
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