As executive sits in office with underlings around him, he realized he cannot remember why he called the meeting in the first place. more

An employee is saddened to hear, from the paymaster, that he has “Nothing this week – between your pay and your deductions, youo broke even.” more

Two businessmen, smoking cigars in a lavish, skyscraper office are discussing the American Dream. One tells the other that “I was able to realize The American Dream by using workers from Thailand.” more

A businessman, looking out a skyscraper office window, says “I was so surprised when I took a break and went home,” to another businessman. “My six-months old son is now two, my wife divorced me, and my dog died.” more

In giving a report on recent company performance, the executive notes that some positive patterns are emerging in the data. In this case, a smiley face. more

A CEO looks surprised when an office supplies salesman, showing him a new product says, “… and for the nostalgic baby-boomers in the office … mieograph-scented laser printer paper!” more

An employee looks stunned when his boss walks into his office with a plant saying, Huggins, our goal is to go green, so we’re replacing you with this plant.” more

As a business owner shakes the hand of his second-in-command, he says, “Now that you’ve risen to second-in-command of my company, Osward, remember just one thing. To me you’re still just a flunky.” more

An employee looks stunned when his boss, holding a sign that reads “THE END IS NEAR”, says “Smythe, let’s talk about your future here.” more

A job candidate looks stunned when a personnel manager tells him “Don’t worry … I’ll keep your resumé on file,” as he takes a folder marked, “Chopped Liver” from a file cabinet. more