Updated October 6 at 12:06pm
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A staff of coworkers looks stunned when their boss tells them that”Teamwork is doing exactly what I say.” more
A CEO, speaking to wary-looking board members, says “Just because I’ve sold my stock and given myself a huge bonus doesn’t mean we’re going out of business.” more
An employee looks angry when his boss tells him, "Your job could be worse and I'm open to any suggestions to make it so." more
A caveman, chiseling a wheel from stone, looks stunned when another caveman says, “If you ever invent money, I’d like to borrow some.” more
A caveman, being interviewed for a job by another caveman in a cave with a volcano seen in the distance, looks dismayed when he is asked, “How are you at foraging for benefits?” more
Board members look surprised and disinterested when the CEO, standing at the head of the table says, “The problem taht went away all by itself came back all on its own.” more
A CEO, standing at the head of a conference table, in a furniture store, asks “Well, people … we have a decision to make … Shall we buy this table?” while board members sit around it looking uninterested. more
A CEO, speaking to board members says, "The test results are in for the medical marijuana, and frankly there's nothing there we didn't discover ourselves in college" more
A school teacher looks surprised when her student asks, "Adding and subtracting are nice, Ms. Frutig, but when will we learn how to hack?" more
A businessman, speaking with another businessman at a bar, says, “I’ve gotten by on imaginative and innovative thinking. In other words, I make it up as I go along.” more
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