A manager, speaking to an older employee who has a box on his desk, says “After watching the clock for 25 years, it’s only right we send you off to retirement with a watch.” more

A bank loan officer appears to be stunned when a married couple tells him that “We’d liked to go as far in debt as we possibly can. more

A job applicant pleads, with hands grasped together, with his interviewer, “Forget the pension and health care – do I get gas money?” more

A stern-looking boss tells an employee, who is sitting in front of a huge calendar with personal time and vacation time mapped out, “I wish you’d plan your work here as meticulously as your vacations.” more

2 men staring at picture of company founder...One says to the other “He was a man of strong convictions - Sing Sing 3-5 and Leavenworth 6 to 12” more

A businessman looks stunned, when listening to a voice mail message, he’s told to “Please leave a message after the beep and this short advertisement --- “ more

At a company board meeting, a board member says, to a grinning man, “Actually, we were hoping for a CEO with whiter teeth.” more

A stock broker, speaking on the phone, tells the person on the other end of the line, “If the global economy goes bust, there’s a middle east war and ocean levels rise everywhere, our ‘Armageddon Fund’ will do just fine.” more

A businesswoman says, “He finally kissed the one he loves and then cut his lips on the morror,” to one of her coworkers, as they watch the boss enter his office. more

Man standing at chart of company called Origami Inc...Points to high point in chart and says “And it was here we decided to go paperless” more