Man is standing in a room and has just painted himself into a corner, he is reading a book called “Improving Long Term Planning” more

As two coworkers walk through an office, one says to the other, “In this companu, 24-7 means 24 days a month, 7 months out of the year.” more

A businessman, speaking on the phone at his desk tells the person on the other end of the phone line, Listen, Frank, I’ll be out of the office all day tomorrow. Can you stop by then? more

At an outdoor meeting, where staff are seated at a table just outside of forrestry, a CEO says, “Good news, ladies and gentlemen. We’re out of the woods.” more

A retired man, sitting in a recliner, says to his wife, who stands in the kitchen doorway, “Since we no longer have a newspaper to fetch, I taught him how to check the newsfeeds for me,” about the family dog typing at a laptop computer. more

A manager says, “Harkin is essential since he’s able to do the work of two scapegoats,” to the CEO as a worker walks past them. more

A wealthy businessman talking to another businessman, in an extravagantly decorated office says, “I realize money can’t buy happiness, so I’m just trying to improve the exchange rate.” more

Men in offoce are looking at other man and one says “He gives a lot back to the community...at least 5 ex-wives” more

A manager, with his arm around an emplyee’s shoulder, says “Never get your story too straight: they might hold you to it.” more