A businessman walks past a homeless person, who holds his hat out saying “Sir, congratulations on the record Dow …” more

An employee looks surprised when his boss tells him, “I hate making you feel guilty, but I’ve had great success with it in the past.” more

A CEO, sitting at his desk, asks his managers, “How can you all say I don’t have a sense of humor when I laugh all the way to the bank?” more

Members of a board meeting look surprised when a CEO asks for “All those in favor of NOT running our little venture through legal …” more

An employee, looking at an empty desk piled high with work, looks sad and stunned when his boss tells him, “it’s a lateral move, you’ll now be getting all of Kramer’s work too.” more

A CEO, says “And this is where we all stopped to form an exploratory committee,” to the members of a meeting, which pointing at a sharp drop on a chart. more

A businessman looks surprised when, at a bus stop, another businessman says “Maybe crime doesn’t pay, but there are a lot of tax advantages.” more

A retired man, sitting in a recliner, says to his wife, who stands in the kitchen doorway, “Since we no longer have a newspaper to fetch, I taught him how to check the newsfeeds for me,” about the family dog typing at a laptop computer. more

A company CEO tells three men at a meeting, “We’re like one big family here … I want to put a stop to it!” more

A CEO, speaking at a meeting, tells the attendees that “The computers are dow, so we’ll have to choose a fall guy the old-fashioned way … picking a name out of a hat.” more