Updated June 30 at 3:30pm
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When a financial adviser asks his client, "Do you have your financial affairs in order?" "Yes I do," his client proudly responds, "I have all my bills lined up on order of delinquency." more
An investment broker, speaking with a client on the phone says, "‘Plummet' is such a harsh term, Mr. Dolan, we prefer to say priced ‘below cost basis.' " more
At a board meeting, shareholders looks surprised when the CEO says "We won't survive unless we can charge as much for our new preventative drugs as it costs for a lifetime of taking our treatment drugs." more
A businessman is having Dickens read to him as a bedtime story and asks, "The best of times, the worst of times? Was the Dow up, and the employment rate down?" more
A waiter sarcastically says, "Robust, full-bodied bouquet with just a hint of bitter, mean-spirited despair," while holind a bottle of wine, to a businessman who is having dinner. more
A businessman looks sad when he selects a book, at a book store, titled "Get Rich Quick, when dollar bills fall out of it. more
A caveman job applicant looks pleased when the cavemen interviewer says, "Hunting AND gather! I like that you can multitask." more
An employee, wearing bunny slippers, looks pleased with himself when his boss asks "are those time-management classes helping you get to work on time now?" more
A new hire, speaking with the Personnel Manager of ACE Publishers, looks surprised when he's told that, "As editor, your first job will be to rewrite your resume." more
A company boss says, "If you'll please take your seat, Miss Wilkins, we'll got on with your performance review," while she performs a song and dance on his desk with a cane and top hat. more
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