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An elderly man, with a cane, looks angry when his advisor at Acme Investments says, "You wouldn't have been able to take it with you anyway, Mr. Belke." more
A secretary looks surprised when her boss says, "I was looking out for #1, so I wasn't paying attention when #2 hit the fan." more
One caveman looks at a tic-tac-toe game on a cave wall, while a second caveman says, "This is where Moorga got his idea for the wheel." more
A caveman is told by another caveman, who is sitting at a large rock, in front of a cave entrance which reads "Moog's Investments," that he needs to diversity his portfolio by putting half into hunting and half into gathering. more
Three people walking down a street are shocked, when a man holding them at gunpoint says to someone on his cellphone, "I'll have to call you back. I'm in the middle of crowdfunding." more
An IRS Auditor looks surprised when he's told, "Mr. Pumroy's horoscope says he should avoid people today," by Mr. Pumroy's secretary. more
A man, talking on his cell phone, while sitting in a prison cell says "My company is letting me work from home for the next five to ten years." Meanwhile his cellmate looks at him surprised. more
A businessman, who meets St. Peter at the Perly Gates of Heaven, says "All of my tax records," while St. Peter looks wearliy at a U-Haul truck. more
A boss does not look pleased when an employee tells him that, "I didn't win the lottery. I was one number off. So, I was only kidding when I quit and called you a fat, greedy, selfish, arrogant, sadistic, lazy, incompetent jerk." more
Two policemen look intent when a detective tells them to "Keep grilling him. He used is one phone call to order pizza!" Meanwhile, their suspect is eating his pizza in the interrogation room. more
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