A stock broker, speaking on the phone, tells the person on the other end of the line, “If the global economy goes bust, there’s a middle east war and ocean levels rise everywhere, our ‘Armageddon Fund’ will do just fine.” more

A businessman, speaking on the phone at his desk tells the person on the other end of the phone line, Listen, Frank, I’ll be out of the office all day tomorrow. Can you stop by then? more

A man, being examined by his doctor, looks surprised when his doctor says “You’ve developed ‘Prairie Dog Syndrome.’ You need to stop poppig your head up over your cubicle for a few days.” more

As two coworkers walk through an office, one says to the other, “In this companu, 24-7 means 24 days a month, 7 months out of the year.” more

2 men staring at picture of company founder...One says to the other “He was a man of strong convictions - Sing Sing 3-5 and Leavenworth 6 to 12” more

Man is standing in a room and has just painted himself into a corner, he is reading a book called “Improving Long Term Planning” more

A stern-looking boss tells an employee, who is sitting in front of a huge calendar with personal time and vacation time mapped out, “I wish you’d plan your work here as meticulously as your vacations.” more

A bank loan officer appears to be stunned when a married couple tells him that “We’d liked to go as far in debt as we possibly can. more

A personnel manager tells a job applicant that “We have a wonderful health plan here … we don’t allow smoking.” more

A businessman looks surprised when he’s told, In order to fund your deferred compensation, we won’t be paying you any salary,” by his boss, who sits in a lavish office smoking a cigar. more