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A CEO, standing at the head of a conference table, in a furniture store, asks “Well, people … we have a decision to make … Shall we buy this table?” while board members sit around it looking uninterested. more
A CEO, speaking with an employee says, “We need more reason to globalize than you’ev never seen Paris.” more
A personnel manager looks unimpressed with his job candidate as he says, “Any reasons wanting this job besides your parents want you out of the house?” more
A man, listening to an on-hold messege over the phone, looks surprised when the voice states, “This call may be monitored in order to determine your breaking point. more
Cavemen, sitting on rocks, around a larger rock in a cave, listen to another caveman, who is leading the meeting say, “here is where we developed opposable thumbs,” while he points to a chart, with a stick, showing growth. more
A husband and wife look disheartened when their bank’s loan officer tells them to “come back when your credit rating reads like a book titled ‘50 Shades of Black.’ “ more
A patient, laying in a hospital bed, looks stressed and saddened when his doctor, pointing at an EKG in the shape of a downward-sloping fever chart says, “You’re thinking too much about your business.” more
During a meeting, one member says to another, “What I mainly want to get out of this meeting is myself.” more
A woman looks stunned when her investment advisor tells her, “So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.” more
A restraunt patron looks surprised when his waiter says, “Here’s your ‘chef’s surprise,’ sir – I’m legally required to tell you the you have one last chance to change your mind.” more
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