Updated April 19 at 1:08am
Cartoons
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A restraunt patron looks surprised when his waiter says, “Here’s your ‘chef’s surprise,’ sir – I’m legally required to tell you the you have one last chance to change your mind.” more
An employee looks downtrodden when his boss, wearing a party hat, holding sparkers, and drinking champagne says, “That is a poignant tale of woe, Ned, but I don’t do poignant tales of woe on Friday afternoon. more
An employee seems surprised when his boss tells him, “If you know what is good for you, you’ll let me decide what is good for you.” more
A businessman, speaking with his doctor, looks surprised when he’s told that “No ulcers shows me that you haven’t reached your full potential.” more
Shareholders, at a meeting sitting at a large table in a boardroom, look shocked when the chairman says, “Some day we’ve got to get back to the good old American know-how to make cheap crap.” more
A salesman’s wife, laying on a beach while on vacation, says “Hon, we’re only on day two of our 2-week vacation and I can already see you’re starting to unwind.” Meanwhile, her husband is thinking, “ I can almost see the bastards stealing my clients …” more
Board members look surpised when a CEO says, “Of course, things are looking up – from where we are, everything is up.” more
An accountant, working at his computer, tells his boss, “Don’t worry, I checked the figures with wikopedia.” more
A businessman, speaking to a colleague, who is building a house of cards on his desk, asks “Just one question: Is it billable?” more
Five unhappy office worker milling around the office water cooler see a new employee, who’s head is a yellow smiley face. One of the unhappy office workers asks, “New here?” more
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