A bank loan officer appears to be stunned when a married couple tells him that “We’d liked to go as far in debt as we possibly can. more

A personnel manager tells a job applicant that “We have a wonderful health plan here … we don’t allow smoking.” more

A businessman looks surprised when he’s told, In order to fund your deferred compensation, we won’t be paying you any salary,” by his boss, who sits in a lavish office smoking a cigar. more

A job candidate looks stunned when a personnel manager tells him “Don’t worry … I’ll keep your resumé on file,” as he takes a folder marked, “Chopped Liver” from a file cabinet. more

An employee is saddened to hear, from the paymaster, that he has “Nothing this week – between your pay and your deductions, youo broke even.” more

A businessman, looking out a skyscraper office window, says “I was so surprised when I took a break and went home,” to another businessman. “My six-months old son is now two, my wife divorced me, and my dog died.” more

As two businessmen walk through a busy office, one says to the other, "Everybody I'v ever brown-nosed has been fired." more

“Meet Stetson, our office Jokester …” says a businessman who is introducing a woman to another employee, in the Stocks & Bonds office. Stetson is locked into an old style stock punishment device. more

As executive sits in office with underlings around him, he realized he cannot remember why he called the meeting in the first place. more

In giving a report on recent company performance, the executive notes that some positive patterns are emerging in the data. In this case, a smiley face. more