Updated September 1 at 7:01pm
Cartoons
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Two business men are talking at a water cooler, when one says to the other, “I don’t wear glasses. These are solar panels that keep my phone charged.” more
An employee looks sad and shocked when his boss, while doing his review, says “But you just had a raise back in 1970.” more
A job applicant looks surprised when his interviewer says, “You state on your resume that you’re lazy, incompetent and unreliable. There is such a thing as being too honest.” more
A job candidate looks stunned when her interviewer says “We can’t offer a pension or job security, but you get a more prestigious email address.” more
A staff of coworkers looks stunned when their boss tells them that”Teamwork is doing exactly what I say.” more
One businessman, speaking to another sitting at a bar, says “I’ve made fortunes, lost fortunes … luckily they were others people’s fortunes.” more
A child, manning a lemonade stand, says “After I got money for my last baby tooth,” to a friend, “I knew I nedded a new income stream.” more
A CEO, speaking to wary-looking board members, says “Just because I’ve sold my stock and given myself a huge bonus doesn’t mean we’re going out of business.” more
A husband, speaking to his wife about their son wearing a bag over his head, says, “He’s been wearing that bag over his head. I think he’s ashamed to be seen in public with that flip phone I bought him.” more
A businessman, speaking with another businessman at a bar, says, “I’ve gotten by on imaginative and innovative thinking. In other words, I make it up as I go along.” more
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