A job applicant looks stunned when the human resources manager tells him, “You say here you’re eager to ‘push the envelope.’ Great! We’ll place you in the mail room.” more

A manager, speaking to an older employee who has a box on his desk, says “After watching the clock for 25 years, it’s only right we send you off to retirement with a watch.” more

As a business owner shakes the hand of his second-in-command, he says, “Now that you’ve risen to second-in-command of my company, Osward, remember just one thing. To me you’re still just a flunky.” more