“One employees tells other employee “Don’t go too far out on a limb – he’11 send you to a branch office.” more

A stock broker, speaking on the phone, tells the person on the other end of the line, “If the global economy goes bust, there’s a middle east war and ocean levels rise everywhere, our ‘Armageddon Fund’ will do just fine.” more

At a company board meeting, a board member says, to a grinning man, “Actually, we were hoping for a CEO with whiter teeth.” more

Man standing at chart of company called Origami Inc...Points to high point in chart and says “And it was here we decided to go paperless” more

A businesswoman says, “He finally kissed the one he loves and then cut his lips on the morror,” to one of her coworkers, as they watch the boss enter his office. more

A wealthy businessman talking to another businessman, in an extravagantly decorated office says, “I realize money can’t buy happiness, so I’m just trying to improve the exchange rate.” more

A manager says, “Harkin is essential since he’s able to do the work of two scapegoats,” to the CEO as a worker walks past them. more

Men in offoce are looking at other man and one says “He gives a lot back to the community...at least 5 ex-wives” more