A new hire, speaking with the Personnel Manager of ACE Publishers, looks surprised when he's told that, "As editor, your first job will be to rewrite your resume."
A company boss says, "If you'll please take your seat, Miss Wilkins, we'll got on with your performance review," while she performs a song and dance on his desk with a cane and top hat.
An employee looks angry when his boss tells him, "Your job could be worse and I'm open to any suggestions to make it so."
A school teacher looks surprised when her student asks, "Adding and subtracting are nice, Ms. Frutig, but when will we learn how to hack?"
A caveman, chiseling a wheel, says to another caveman, who is standing nearby, "We'll need someone to come up with a manual."
A CEO, in his office, angrily yells into his phone, You can't put me on hold … I'm putting YOU on hold!"