A young man, sitting at a computer, says to an older man, “The Internet puts the world at your finger tips.” To which the older man grumbles, “Better wear gloves.”
Two scientists look sad and surprised when their boss tells them "I'd like to hear more Eureka's and fewer Bwa-ha-ha's around here!"
A prisoner, hanging by his arms in a dungeon, asks "Will I be issued a hands-free device?" While his guard looks unimpressed.
An older worker looks unamused when a younger co-workers, looking in his desk drawer asks, "Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon" An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"
An investor looks depressed when his advisor says, "Mr. Marney, your emerging markets portfolio needs a theme song." While strumming a banjo, he says, "how about ‘don't cry for me, Argentina'?"
An employee tells his boss, "since you insist on an answer, I'll go out on a limb and say, time will tell."