Two businessmen are looking at a poster that reads "Corporate Ladder Map." One says to the other, "That arrow always gos to the bottom when I walk by," referring to a large red arrow that states "You are here."
A businessman, who is handing money to a beggar says, "Say, aren't you my old investment advisor who dropped me because I had too little money in my account?"
A homeless man, looking diisheveled, holds a sign that reads, "Steal my identity. You;ll be doing me a favor."
Two executives watch an employee waslking with a carrot dangling in front of him. One says, "Actually, the distric office is getting better results with a fresh garlic garlic bagel," the other.
A personnel director looks surprised when his interviewee says, "I listen to a lot of motivational tapes … I have no skills, but I'm raing to go."
Two salesmen from a chart company show charts to a businessman and say, "And if you purchase out ‘nothing to worry about here' package, we'll throw in our manager of the year mug at no extra charge!"
A businessman, speaking with the CEO, looks surprised when the CEO says, You need to read between my tweens."