A businessman, who meets St. Peter at the Perly Gates of Heaven, says "All of my tax records," while St. Peter looks wearliy at a U-Haul truck.
A boss does not look pleased when an employee tells him that, "I didn't win the lottery. I was one number off. So, I was only kidding when I quit and called you a fat, greedy, selfish, arrogant, sadistic, lazy, incompetent jerk."
Two policemen look intent when a detective tells them to "Keep grilling him. He used is one phone call to order pizza!" Meanwhile, their suspect is eating his pizza in the interrogation room.
A businessman, walking past a storefront looks at a display labelled "Calls of the Wild." On display are a moose call, a coyote call and a margin call.
A worker, sitting relaxed at his desk says, "Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical deifficulties" to his unhappy boss. Meanwhile, his computer is actually unplugged.
As two men walk out of a marketing meeting, one says, "On a positive note, the massive recalls do increase brand identification."
A young man, sitting at a computer, says to an older man, “The Internet puts the world at your finger tips.” To which the older man grumbles, “Better wear gloves.”