A patient, laying in a hospital bed looks surprised and toys with his phone, while his doctor states, "Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you."
When a financial adviser asks his client, "Do you have your financial affairs in order?"
"Yes I do," his client proudly responds, "I have all my bills lined up on order of delinquency."
An investment broker, speaking with a client on the phone says, "‘Plummet' is such a harsh term, Mr. Dolan, we prefer to say priced ‘below cost basis.' "
At a board meeting, shareholders looks surprised when the CEO says "We won't survive unless we can charge as much for our new preventative drugs as it costs for a lifetime of taking our treatment drugs."
A businessman is having Dickens read to him as a bedtime story and asks, "The best of times, the worst of times? Was the Dow up, and the employment rate down?"
A waiter sarcastically says, "Robust, full-bodied bouquet with just a hint of bitter, mean-spirited despair," while holind a bottle of wine, to a businessman who is having dinner.
A businessman looks sad when he selects a book, at a book store, titled "Get Rich Quick, when dollar bills fall out of it.